What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
A designer walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your type in here.”
Why can't Chuck Norris use the internet? Because he won't submit.
His colleague then says, "Oh Arnie that's no good at all, I'm sorry to hear! Does that mean you don't love easter anymore?"
Arnie [Very important to read in Arnie voice]: "Oh no of course not - I still love Easter, baby."
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