What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderpants
Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Déja. (Déja who?) Knock knock.
Knock knock. (Who's there?) To (To who?) It's "to whom."
Knock knock. (Who's there?) Doorbell repair man.
Knock knock. (Who's there?) You. (You who?) Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?