Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
He got fired.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes, and he gave me a 5% raise.
Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, "By the way, which companies are after you?" I responded, "The gas, electric, and cable company."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other's a little lighter