When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?
When it becomes apparent.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
"Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the man. The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer."
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
Assistant: So what dimensions do the doors, hinges, walls, and locks need to be so that it all fits?
The person who invented public bathroom stalls: Can't stress how unimportant that part is