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can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderpants

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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field!

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim-denim-denim