What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderpants
Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field!
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
Two whales walk into a pub.
They take a seat at the bar and the first one turns to the bartender and says: “Whhhhhoooooaaaaaeeeeeyyyyiiiiiaaaalllllllooooaaaaauuu?”
The second one turns to the first and says, “Shut up Fred, you’re drunk.”